Your Pet.
Poorly Drawn.
Only $5.
Your pet will be immortalized. The results will be chaotic. You will love it anyway (we hope).
* Digital portraits delivered same day. Mugs ship in 5–10 business days.
How It Works 🎨
Tell Us Everything
Your pet's name, anything specific you want us to include, their social security number, etc.
We Draw It
A real human artist draws your pet doing their thing. By hand. With love.
You Approve It
We send you the digital file. You say "yes, that's perfect" or "more chaos please."
No Ragrets
Your pet is now immortalized.
Your Pet.
Their Name.
Sick Tee.
Tell us your pet's name, upload their photo, pick a background color, and we'll drop them into our signature portrait frame t-shirt design.
- Your pet, hand-illustrated
- Their name in bold retro lettering above
- Your choice of background color
- Printed on a vintage-wash boxy tee
* Photo + name + color. That's all we need. We handle the rest.
example: our cat, geralt.
How to Order
Tell Us Their Name
We'll set it in bold retro lettering above the portrait. First name, nickname, full government name; your call.
Send Your Pet's Photo
A clear, well-lit photo works best. Front-facing is ideal. We need to see those beautiful eyes.
Pick a Background Color
Let us know your (or your your pet's) favorite color to put in the background behind them. You can check out color options below.
We Draw, You Wear
We illustrate your pet into the frame and ship it on a vintage-wash boxy tee. You also get to choose which color tee you want! Done.
Fast turnaround! Template-based means we can get it to you quicker. Still hand-illustrated. Still frickin' adorable and awesome.
OTHER GRAPHIC TEES 🔥
View all →Made w/ good ol' Photoshop. Yes, you absolutely need these.
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