Poorly Drawn Pet Portrait

Your pet. Immortalized. Poorly.

Look, we're not going to pretend these are fine art. They're not. They're hand-drawn portraits of your pet that are somehow simultaneously chaotic, adorable, and deeply personal. People cry over them. People laugh over them. Usually at the same time.

Pick your tier:

$5 — The Portrait Send us a photo of your pet. We draw them by hand. You receive a digital file that you can use however you please (print on canvas, cards, etc). It will look like your pet if your pet was drawn by someone who tried really hard but has a very particular style. Delivered within 24 hours.

$10 — Portrait + Zodiac Reading Same as above, but we also determine your pet's zodiac sign based purely on their vibe. This is not scientifically accurate. It is spiritually accurate. We stand behind it.

$20 — Portrait on a Mug We draw your pet, slap it on a mug, and ship it straight to you. 

How to order:

1. Select your tier & fill out the required information
2. We'll get to work. Within 24 hours for digital, 5-10 business days for mugs
3. If you selected the $5 or $10 option, the digital file will be sent via e-mail within 24 hours. If you want any revisions, let us know! (max revisions allowed: 2)
4. You'll wonder how something so chaotic could be so perfect

Results are intentionally imperfect. That's the whole point. Refunds not available on digital portraits but if your mug has a print or quality issue, we'll make it right.