{"product_id":"poorly-drawn-pet-portrait","title":"Poorly Drawn Pet Portrait","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eYour pet. Immortalized. Poorly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eLook, we're not going to pretend these are fine art. They're not. They're hand-drawn portraits of your pet that are somehow simultaneously chaotic, adorable, and deeply personal. People cry over them. People laugh over them. Usually at the same time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePick your tier:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$5 — The Portrait\u003c\/strong\u003e Send us a photo of your pet. We draw them by hand. You receive a digital file that you can use however you please (print on canvas, cards, etc). It will look like your pet if your pet was drawn by someone who tried really hard but has a very particular style. Delivered within 24 hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$10 — Portrait + Zodiac Reading\u003c\/strong\u003e Same as above, but we also determine your pet's zodiac sign based purely on their vibe. This is not scientifically accurate. It is spiritually accurate. We stand behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e$20 — Portrait on a Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e We draw your pet, slap it on a mug, and ship it straight to you. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSelect your tier \u0026amp; fill out the required information\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWe'll get to work. Within 24 hours for digital, 5-10 business days for mugs\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIf you selected the $5 or $10 option, the digital file will be sent via e-mail within 24 hours. If you want any revisions, let us know! (max revisions allowed: 2)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou'll wonder how something so chaotic could be so perfect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eResults are intentionally imperfect. That's the whole point. Refunds not available on digital portraits but if your mug has a print or quality issue, we'll make it right.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"THE 199X","offers":[{"title":"Pet Portrait (DIGITAL FILE ONLY)","offer_id":47940947837115,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pet Portrait + Zodiac Reading (DIGITAL FILE ONLY)","offer_id":47940964221115,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pet Portrait on a Mug","offer_id":47940966219963,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0713\/0978\/7323\/files\/Poorlydrawn.png?v=1781027329","url":"https:\/\/www.the-199x.com\/products\/poorly-drawn-pet-portrait","provider":"THE 199X","version":"1.0","type":"link"}